Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
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i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
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Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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