woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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