walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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