Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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