Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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