Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
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Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
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I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
i think my cat just said my name.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
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