yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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