She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
