i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
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Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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