He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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