marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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