note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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