Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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