thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
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Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
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I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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