my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
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For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
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From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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