$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
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you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
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pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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