if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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