so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
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you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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