Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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