i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
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just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
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So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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