awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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