shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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