Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm lost and stupid without you.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Randomize
