Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
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the liver wants what the liver wants
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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