You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
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i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
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"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.