I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy