Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
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You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
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Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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