I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
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the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
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there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.