So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Dignity is for republicans.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Randomize
