I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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