At least make sure they are 18
Why
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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