gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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