I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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