Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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