I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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