so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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