The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
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Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
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This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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