Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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