I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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