i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
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Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
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Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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