I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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