Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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