Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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