I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Randomize
