I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I love having hate sex.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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