lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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