Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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