Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
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Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
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When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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