i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
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She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
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so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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