i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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