the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
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I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
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It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
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He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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