she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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