summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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