Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
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He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
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I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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