So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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