I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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